More like FUN-raising, amiright?! I'm not, no. -- PREMIUM

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The Rail Safety Bill is getting totally derailed. JD Vance, the bill’s sponsor, claims it has enough support to pass the Senate. Guys, come on, help him out—if JD had it in his heart to vote for Hillary Clinton in 2016, you have it in your hearts to help him pass his railroad safety bill.